BLENDTEC STEALTH 875 Profesional

100 %

Popis produktu

Parametry produktu

Typ mixéru
stolní
Barva
černé
Hmotnost
7.8 kg
Objem nádoby
2.89 l

Recenze

    Parametry produktu

    Typ mixéru
    stolní
    Barva
    černé
    Hmotnost
    7.8 kg
    Objem nádoby
    2.89 l

    Popis produktu

    Komerční mixér BlendTec Stealth 875 určený pro nejnáročnější provozy (až 200 nápojů denně). Nejtišší barový mixér na světě.

    Chybí či je nepravdivý některý důležitý parametr? Uvedené informace jsou pouze orientační, před zakoupením ve vybraném obchodě doporučujeme ověřit, že prodávaný model má klíčové vlastnosti dle vašich požadavků. I když se snažíme o maximální přesnost informací, bohužel nemůžeme zaručit jeho 100% správnost. Ceny produktů jsou uváděny včetně DPH.

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    • Doporučuje produkt

      100 %
      • Venku je teplo
      • není mi zima
      • ASI je ten mixér dobrej
      • tu kytaru jsem koupil kvůli tobě
      • Mám hlad
      • chci spát
      • nemám peníze
      • nudím se
      • včera mi bylo málo dneska je mi moc jak se to stalo nevim
      • Mixér jsem si nekoupil
      • Stála mě celej tátův plat

      Dneska „ráno“ráno jsem se probudil ve 13:25
      uvařil jsem si čaj
      pak jsem si sedl k PC
      potom už bylo 19:00
      objevil jsem HEUREKU a zjistil jsem že na ní můžu popsat svůj den a své momentální pocity
      potom asi půjdu spát ve 4 ráno
      a budu vstávat kolem šesti večer¨
      potom nevím
      nejsem věštec
      ale chci se rozepsat
      takže
      eh
      ëhe
      ehehe
      mám klávesnici
      heč
      a myš
      a a
      a to je vlastně vše
      A ještě si zítra koupim brambory
      Ta kterou ted pouzivám tak je dost vyšťavená
      už to je průměrná recenze

      oficiální text k písni RAP GOD:
      Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
      But I'm only going to get this one chance
      (Six minutes, six minutes)
      Something's wrong, I can feel it
      (Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
      Just a feeling I've got
      Like something's about to happen
      But I don't know what
      If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
      Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as you say
      I'm not taking any chances
      You are just what the doc ordered

      I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
      All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
      Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
      They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot

      But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
      I got a laptop in my back pocket
      My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
      Got a fat knot from that rap profit
      Made a living and a killing off it
      Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
      With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nutsack
      I'm an MC still as honest
      But as rude and as indecent as all hell
      Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
      This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop
      You don't really wanna get into a pissing match
      With this rappity brat
      Packing a MAC in the back of the Ac
      Backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
      And at the exact same time
      I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
      I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
      Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
      Only realized it was ironic
      I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
      How could I not blow? All I do is drop "F" bombs
      Feel my wrath of attack
      Rappers are having a rough time period
      Here's a maxi pad
      It's actually disastrously bad
      For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah

      'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
      All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
      Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
      Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

      Everybody want the key and the secret to rap
      Immortality like I have got
      Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
      Simply rage and youthful exuberance
      Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
      Hit the Earth like an asteroid
      Did nothing but shoot for the moon since (pew)
      MCs get taken to school with this music
      'Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bust a rhyme'
      Now I lead a new school full of students
      Me? I'm a product of Rakim
      Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren
      Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
      Inspired enough to one day grow up
      Blow up and be in a position
      To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them
      Into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
      Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church
      And burst in a ball of flames
      Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
      On the wall of shame
      You fags think it's all a game
      'Til I walk a flock of flames
      Off a plank and
      Tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
      Little gay-looking boy
      So gay I can barely say it with a 'straight' face, looking boy
      You're witnessing a mass-occur like you're watching a church gathering take place, looking boy
      Oy vey, that boy's gay
      That's all they say, looking boy
      You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
      And a "way to go" from your label every day, looking boy
      Hey, looking boy, what d'you say, looking boy?
      I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, looking boy
      I'mma work for everything I have
      Never asked nobody for shit
      Get outta my face, looking boy
      Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
      Of keeping up with the same pace, looking boy, 'cause

      I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
      All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
      The way I'm racing around the track, call me NASCAR, NASCAR
      Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
      Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

      So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
      You're rodent, I'm omnipotent
      Let off then I'm reloading
      Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
      And I should not be woken
      I'm the walking dead
      But I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
      But I got your mom deep-throating
      I'm out my Ramen Noodle
      We have nothing in common, poodle
      I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself
      In the arm and pay homage, pupil
      It's me
      My honesty's brutal
      But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize
      What I do though for good
      At least once in a while so I wanna make sure
      Somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
      Enough rhymes to
      Maybe try to help get some people through tough times
      But I gotta keep a few punchlines
      Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
      Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
      I know there was a time where once I
      Was king of the underground
      But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
      So I crunch rhymes
      But sometimes when you combine
      Appeal with the skin color of mine
      You get too big and here they come trying to
      Censor you like that one line I said
      On "I'm Back" from The Mathers LP
      One when I tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
      Put 'em all in a line
      Add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
      See if I get away with it now
      That I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
      Morphin' into an immortal coming through the portal
      You're stuck in a time warp from two thousand four though
      And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
      You're pointless as Rapunzel
      With fucking cornrows
      You write normal? Fuck being normal
      And I just bought a new ray gun from the future
      Just to come and shoot ya
      Like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
      'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag
      At Mayweather's pad singin' to a man
      While he played piano
      Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special
      On the cable channel
      So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
      "Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"
      Lyrics coming at you with supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
      Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human
      What I gotta do to get it through to you? I'm superhuman
      Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is
      Ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
      I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
      How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
      Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting
      For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
      'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
      I make elevating music
      You make elevator music
      "Oh, he's too mainstream."
      Well, that's what they do
      When they get jealous, they confuse it
      "It's not hip-hop, it's pop."
      'Cause I found a hella way to fuse it
      With rock, shock rap with Doc
      Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
      "I don't know how to make songs like that
      I don't know what words to use."
      Let me know when it occurs to you
      While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you
      It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
      How many verses I gotta murder to
      Prove that if you were half as nice
      Your songs you could sacrifice virgins to
      Unghh, school flunky, pill junky
      But look at the accolades these skills brung me
      Full of myself, but still hungry
      I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
      When I'm a million leagues above you
      Ill when I speak in tongues
      But it's still tongue-in-cheek, fuck you
      I'm drunk. So, Satan, take the fucking wheel
      I'm asleep in the front seat
      Bumping Heavy D and the Boyz
      Still "Chunky, but Funky"
      But in my head there's something
      I can feel tugging and struggling
      Angels fight with devils and
      Here's what they want from me
      They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
      But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I had
      Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
      And understand the discrimination
      But fuck it
      Life's handing you lemons
      Make lemonade then
      But if I can't batter the women
      How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
      Don't mistake him for Satan
      It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
      And take a vacation to trip a broad
      And make her fall on her face and
      Don't be a retard, be a king?
      Think not
      Why be a king when you can be a God?



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